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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

ChuckNorris将在2009年得到州的地位, 他的州花是木兰花.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

ChuckNorris能关上一扇旋转门.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

ChuckNorris驾驶着盖满了骷髅头的冰激凌汽车上.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

chucknorris有12颗卫星,其中一颗是地球.

Chuck Norris doesn ＇ t churn butter.

ChuckNorris从不用搅拌器制造黄油.

Chuck Norris doesn ＇ t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

ChuckNorris从不用搅拌器制造黄油. 他roundhouse踢在牛身上,黄油就出来了.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

ChuckNorris不是真的在写书, 那些词因为恐惧自己组织成了文.

Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

从此之后ChuckNorris就不用交税了.

Chuck Norris ＇ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

ChuckNorris的眼泪能治癌, 可惜的是他从来不哭.

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

ChuckNorris从来不洗衣服.他直接把它们撕开.

Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.

是chucknorris创造了噪音和恐惧.

If you can see Chuck Norris , he can see you.

如果你能看到ChuckNorris, 那ChuckNorris也能看到你.