Scotsman

The canny Scotsman was more than a match for the swindlers.

这个精明的苏格兰人比骗子还历害.

The program director, a wonderful Scotsman named Peter MacArthur, told me they had already hired an announcer.

那里的电台节目总监是一个很棒的苏格兰人，名叫彼得·麦克阿瑟，他告诉我他们已经雇到播音员了。

Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector.

一个苏格兰男人带着一个巨大的箱子，乘坐一辆伦敦公共汽车，汽车沿着路线行驶了五英里，一路上他都试图躲避售票员。

The Scotsman responds ： "I haven't, I want to have a penny fare, just got on this very moment." They begin to argue, and the ticket collector become more and more enraged it out of the bus.

苏格兰人答道：“我是不会付那么多钱的。我只付1便士，因为我刚刚上车。”最后，他们争吵起来。售票员越吵越生气，终于在车子行驶到伦敦大桥上时，抓起苏格兰人的箱子，用力扔出了车外。

In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow ( two percent)

在英国约克郡，可以在古城墙内杀死苏格兰人，但前提该苏格兰人手持弓箭。

What does a Scotsman wear underneath his kilt?

苏格兰男子在短裙下面穿着什麽?

In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

在（英国）约克郡，在古城墙内杀死苏格兰人属合法行为，但前提条件是该苏格兰人必须手持弓箭。

A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector.

一个苏格兰人提着一只大箱子，坐上了一辆开往伦敦的汽车。上车后，在汽车行驶了5英里的这段路上，他一直在试图躲开售票员。

A Londoner has more difficulty understanding a Scotsman than understanding a New Yorker.

一个伦敦人理解一个苏格兰人比理解一个纽约人更难。

He was also for a time the art critic of 'The Scotsman'

有相当长的一段时间他为《苏格兰人》报撰写艺术评论。

But the fiery Scotsman also paid tribute to another of his midfielders, Park Ji-sung .

但是富有热情的苏格兰老人也对他的中场 朴智星 表达谢意.

A Scotsman is always wise behind the hand.

苏格兰人总是事后聪明.

He was also for a time the art critic of "The Scotsman"

有相当长的一段时间他为《苏格兰人》报撰写艺术评论。

They begin to argue, and the ticket collector becomes more and more enraged and finally, as the bus is passing over London bridge, he grabs the Scotsman's suitcase, and hurls it out of the bus.

他们开始争吵起来，后来售票员越来越气愤，最后，在汽车路过伦敦大桥的时候，售票员抓起苏格兰男人的箱子，把它扔出了汽车。

In York, it is legal to kill a Scotsman within the ancient city boundary, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

在英国约克市的古城墙之内可以合法地杀死一名苏格兰人，但前提是他的手中必须拿着弓和箭。

According to the Scotsman, a rare first edition of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone has changed hands for$ 37,700.

据一位苏格兰人介绍，珍贵的《哈利波特与魔法石》的首个版本以37700美元转手。

While waiting in Paris for her new fiance, Mike Campbell, a Scotsman of noble birth, Brett goes off and has an affair with Cohn, a boxer, but it means little if not nothing to her.

当在巴黎遇见她的新未婚夫，Mike Campbell，苏格兰贵族，Brett离开了，并且扯上了Cohn，一个拳击手，但是意义不大，并不意味什麽。如果是她的所爱对象的话。

So the Scotsman made a pair of new underpants with half a yard of silk.

于是这苏格兰人用半码丝布缝了一条新内裤.

The Scotsman stands shocked for a moment and says to the ticket collector, "My God ！ Not only are you treat to overcharge me for the ticket — but now you're gone a drowned my boy Jenny."

苏格兰人惊呆了，怔怔地站在那里，片刻之后对售票员说：“我的上帝啊！你不仅向我多收票钱，现在还淹死了我的儿子强尼。”